Peter and Sophia Loren
Bangers and Mash
Goodness Gracious Me
Sellers sings the Beatles
She Loves You (Irish lads)
She Loves You (haughty Brit and chum)
She Loves You (Dr. Strangelove)
Help (delivered as a sermon)
Hard Day's Night (Shakespeare)
A Right Bird
The All-England George Formby Finals
|Being There||Chauncy: This is just like television, only you can see much further.||tv.wav|
|Being There||Eve (MacLaine): Is your leg feeling any better?
Chauncy: No it isn't.
|The Party||Butler: Hors d'oeuvres sir?
Bakshi: Well I'm on a diet, but the hell with it!
|The Party||Bakshi: Birdie num num...etc.||numnum.wav|
|The Party||Bakshi: Howdy Partner!||howdy.wav|
|The Pink Panther Strikes Again||Clouseau: Now see that the front door and the back door are locked while I slip into my hunchback disguise kit.||hunchback.wav|
|The Pink Panther Strikes Again||Clouseau: This is Chief Inspector Clouseau's residence. This is Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the phone.||phone.wav|
|The Pink Panther Strikes Again||Clouseau: Well, until we meet again, the case is sol-ved.||solved.wav|
|The Pink Panther Strikes Again||François: Do you know what kind of bomb it was?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.
|Return of the Pink Panther||Clouseau: Monsieur don't try to be funny with me!||funny.wav|
|Return of the Pink Panther||Clouseau: How can a blind man be a lookout?
Dreyfus: How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!
Clouseau: It's very simple, all you have to do is enlist.
Dreyfus: Shut up.
|Return of the Pink Panther||Clouseau: How long have you been a bellboy?
Bellboy: Ah, too long monsieur.
Clouseau: Well, keep up this good work and very soon I will see to it you become a bellman.