Peter and Sophia Loren

Bangers and Mash

Goodness Gracious Me

Sellers sings the Beatles

She Loves You (Irish lads)

She Loves You (haughty Brit and chum)

She Loves You (Dr. Strangelove)

Help (delivered as a sermon)

Hard Day's Night (Shakespeare)

Comedy Sketches

A Right Bird

The All-England George Formby Finals

Movie bits

Film Description File
Being There Chauncy: This is just like television, only you can see much further. tv.wav
Being There Eve (MacLaine): Is your leg feeling any better?
Chauncy: No it isn't.
leg.wav
The Party Butler: Hors d'oeuvres sir?
Bakshi: Well I'm on a diet, but the hell with it!
diet.wav
The Party Bakshi: Birdie num num...etc. numnum.wav
The Party Bakshi: Howdy Partner! howdy.wav
The Pink Panther Strikes Again Clouseau: Now see that the front door and the back door are locked while I slip into my hunchback disguise kit. hunchback.wav
The Pink Panther Strikes Again Clouseau: This is Chief Inspector Clouseau's residence.  This is Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the phone. phone.wav
The Pink Panther Strikes Again Clouseau: Well, until we meet again, the case is sol-ved. solved.wav
The Pink Panther Strikes Again François: Do you know what kind of bomb it was?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.
bomb.wav
Return of the Pink Panther Clouseau: Monsieur don't try to be funny with me! funny.wav
Return of the Pink Panther Clouseau: How can a blind man be a lookout?
Dreyfus: How can an idiot be a policeman?  Answer me that!
Clouseau: It's very simple, all you have to do is enlist.
Dreyfus: Shut up.
idiot.wav
Return of the Pink Panther Clouseau: How long have you been a bellboy?
Bellboy: Ah, too long monsieur.
Clouseau: Well, keep up this good work and very soon I will see to it you become a bellman.
bellman.wav